coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via thejane-lee)

snuffaluffagay:

themonkeypuzzletree:

snuffaluffagay:

If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.

what would the other 10% be

me eating all your food

(via theheroineoftime)